It's what all the cool kids did.

Myspace surveys.

I remember the days when we would all sit around and rad about each others personal lives in the form of surveys. Getting excited when one of the questions would say "Do you lyke some1?" and the person would answer with "Totallee."

Or something like that.

Well, here we are again. I was going through some old myspace blog entries and found a few surveys. I had already filled these out once before, and it was so odd to see how I expressed myself at that time. Strange but good, I was a happy kid. Courtney and I are now going to answer questions about ourselves for no one in particular. Second time can be a charm, too. Enjoy.

1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship?
I could very well say those two words, but... then that would be too obvious.

2. When was the last time you shaved?
Let's just say I'm getting to it.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Rolling over verrry slowly in bed. Sunburn fml.

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
iChatting it up. And staring out a window.

5. Are you any good at math?
Are you? Is anyone? I might have to go to Calcaholics anonymous someday.

6. Your prom night?
(I thought that said porn night, at first.)

Long time ago. I remember uncomfortable shoes, too much make up, and The Best of Will Ferrell.
(I guess that answer could go for both....O_O)
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
I said Mr. Whitehead here before. I think I will stick with him.

8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
No, not yet. Master's Degree, here I come.

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
Words? Are there words? What is the song?

10. Last thing received in the mail?
A fantastic stack of birthday cards.

11. How many different beverages have you drank today?
One. Water. However, from three different places.

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
All the time, I love doin' that shiz.

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Rebecca "Wait For Me" St. James.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Depends on what beach. The witness protection program talks about that.. there are rules. But I like to draw my name on other things. Like. Everythings.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Wisdom teeth extraction. HOLY CRAP, DRY SOCKET EFFING KILLS.

16. What is out your back door?
About two feet of grass, a brick wall, and then an abundance of old people.

17. Any plans for tonight?
Evan Human's Senior recital, and then.. who knows. Probably more homework. H8.

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
I agree with my past opinion. "Never have I ever."

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn?
I don't feel Like i necessarily "received" it. But they tended to just appear out of the blue in our living room around the holidays.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
No, where are they? I don't think I've ever had the option. I blame Obama.

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Nope, I just throw them right out to the peasants.

22. Some things you are excited about?
Choir Tour (I KNOW), Finishing this semester, summer time, dinner time.

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Jell-no.

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
If they are, they've done a good job of keeping it secret.

25. Describe your keychain:
Watch your mouth.

26. Where do you keep your change?
In the future. Far away from fake santa's with bells.

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Whenever I'm speaking outloud and heading towards the caf.

28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
Lustrous and golden.

29. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Some kinda nasty.

30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed. Sometimes people don't know the meaning of quiet.

NUMBER TWO.

My autobiography. Or "Myography" as Courtney so "genius-ly" put it.
Current mood:shoe

Where did you take your default pic?
Somewhere in Riverside, in a building with other children like myself.

What exactly are you wearing right now?
Sweats from choncho. And some AmAppy. And a sunburn from the lord of the underworld.

What is your current problem?
Probz: school, sunburn, intense thirst, poor grammar, hunger, and my constant worried little head.

What makes you most happy?
Printing out a finished essay. And Chipotle. And Courtney/Steffanie time. And John Green's youtube videos. And laughter.

If you could go back in time and change something would you?
Oh, yes indeed. Mostly this entire semester.

Name something obvious about you:
I am a giant. But I don't feel like one. So it's okay.

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Blue and Gold Print by Mates of State

Any celeb you would marry?
Zacquisha. (Zac Efron...) And John Krasinski. Or both.

Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Tanner Rollins still lives on as the only person I've ever met with the same birthday as me.

Do you have a crush on someone?
No, I officially do not and do NOT want to. So there.

Ever sang in front of a large audience?
About three times a month this entire school year.

What do you usually order from Starbucks?
All kinds of things. I'm doing the whole Iced Coffee thing as of late.

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Actually, I think not. Which is weird, I feel like everyone gets compared to a celeb. Nope, not me.

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Kiddie? Do people still use that term? Yes, I do sometimes. I'm more about reminiscing about what I used to watch as a kid instead of whats out there now. However, I definitely know about it.

Do you speak any other languages?
Yeah, I should probably brush up on my Spanish. For my future carreer. As.. something important and bilingual.

What magazines do you read?
JPG, Real Simple, Cracked. Small Businessman. Entrepreneurs Anonymous.


Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Just that one time as a kid with my Uncle Roy. Never since.

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
I think this has happened to just about everyone.

Do you ever watch MTV?
Rarely, these days. Wow, how things have changed.

What's something that really annoys you?
Dishonesty. And bad jokes.


**Chapter 1:**

Middle name:
Marlene. Peligroso.

Nickname(s):
Cookie. Berlin. B-land. Brook-E.

Current location:
Up. 215.

Eye color:
poop. (still.)

**Chapter 2:**

Do you live with your parents?
I live with four girls. Who I am not related to. Oh the joys of college.

Do you get along with your parents:
I try. I get along much better from a distance. Over the phone. But when we're in the same house, things tense up a but. Its a small house.

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
My parents were never married, and my grandparents met when they were ten and never left each others sides.

Do you have any siblings:
Fernanda, my half sister. She's punk. And Mexican.

**Chapter 3:favorite**

Ice cream flavor:
Cinnamon Buns. Thank you Ben. Not you, Jerry. You know what you did.


Season:
Season three, Episode 10.

Shampoo/conditioner:
Or else.


**Chapter 4: Do You**

Sing in the shower:
I sing when I wash my hair, usually something from Rent. And then in the bath, I read. Maybe a humm here and there.

Write on your hand?
Almost everyday. My hand now says "J 138" and "eight"... why, I do not know.

Call people back:
I'm pretty good at this these days.

Believe in love:
Insanely.

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
In the middle.. its a twin. There is no where else but the middle.

Have any bad habits:
Procrastination. A.k.a. doing this kind of stuff all day. And over-planning my day.


**Chapter 5: Have You Ever**

Broken a bone:
Nope, not ever close. Now i better go knock some wood. (that... is. not. twss.)

Gotten stitches:
Never ever never ever never gonna get it naah nooo no no no never ever. Thats not really a song or anything. I just couldnt stop typing.

Taken painkillers:
Or I would have died that one time, I think.

Gone SCUBA diving:
Why are you yelling?

Been stung by a bee:
All kinds a times. F*** bees.

Thrown up in a restaurant:
"yep.. and it was the last time anyone ever saw Yebber ManJensen." --is what I said the first time. I think I will go with that.


Been to overnight camp:

Been there. Worked it. Hard. Got paid. Left.

Sworn in front of your parents:
Multiple times in front of my mother (I had good reasons) and ONCE in front of my grandmother. Quoting something.

Had detention:
HA!

Been sent to the principal's office:
I don't think I saw the principle once until graduation.

Been called a hoe:
Girls these days. Calling everyone a hoe.

**Chaper 6: Who/What was the last**

Person to text you?
Marbets.

What did it say:
That is confidential information--- OKAY FINE. "Yup, I think she wend on a date :S i guess we're gonna get together tomorrow and talk"

Person to call ?
My good ole Nana :)

Person you hugged:
It would be nice if it were the same person as my first answer. But I think it was Tim Wilson. I need to hug people more often. Eff sunburns.

Person you tackled?:
Liz at Disneyland.

Thing you touched:
The down key.

Thing you ate:
a cold french fry. :(

Thing you drank:
Water from the sink. My organs can handle it.

Thing you said:
"Peligroso es me nombre medio." Yes. Outloud.

and there you have. it.

I know this is long. But it is also worthwhile. You made it! YOU MADE IT TO THE END! High five yourself.